buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

(via captainsassmerica)

(via captainsassmerica)

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

(via icecreamveryloudlylarry)

theholysix:

sorrysammy:

too-irrelephant:

RELEVANCE!

HAPPY PI DAY!

JENNA YOU DO REALIZE THIS IS A SUPERNATURAL POST RIGHT

OHMIGOD

EVERYTHING IS A SUPERNATURAL POST

(Source: devilsong, via alpacawithamoustache)

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

(via sammy-gracee)

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

(via fat-and-pretentious)

simonmarshallcolfer:

help-the-fandoms-have-me:

WHOA

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,

the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret

is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it

because by doing an internet search, all that would show up

would be the show or the book

and people will assume it’s fiction

but… what if?

(via fat-and-pretentious)

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

(via burdge)

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

(via fat-and-pretentious)

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(via cuts-free-the-pain)

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

(via fat-and-pretentious)

(via alpacawithamoustache)